A clear sign you were too cheap on your motel choice?

I mean, aside from cigarette burns on the carpet.

The hotel clerk doesn't speak English and appears annoyed that you haven't learned his language.

The police crime scene tape is still outside the room adjoining yours.

The sheets act like flypaper and stick to you when you try to stand up.

Worse yet, they don't provide you instant coffee or a little coffee maker, just an old cup with coffee reisidue all over the inside and some hot water to help you dissolve it enough that it colors the water.

cockroaches in the shower.

yuck.

Instead of leaving a mint on the pillow they leave a half-eaten Peppermint Patty.

Mushrooms behind the toilet and all the light bulbs are missing.

There was no furniture and the wall had a huge hole in it.

sticky bedsheets.

Pubic hair in the bed. True story.