True story: I just helped put out a burning bush outside of my motel room. Should I have tried to talk to it?

Somebody had flipped a lit cigarette in it.

Last time I came across a burning bush, it turned out to be syphillis.

Certainly! But it isn't your fault. In this topsy-turvy modern-day world few of us are prepared for such wonderous events! If only somebody would take the time to write a "miracle-readyness-response manual".

Yesterday, our puppy had an accident in the kitchen creating a rather large puddle. Not realizing this I rushed in, slipped and fell right in the middle. Well, the waters parted!! And yet all I could think to do was grapped a towel and mumble some profanities. :-)

Would that be George W or just the garden variety? lol

Funny thing burning bushes, We have gorse bushes that actually do catch fire now and then. They have bright yellow flowers and kernels that pop when the weather is very hot. Thing is though they can cause other stuff to go on fire too, like the heather.

When your hooker passes out outside your motel room, you should pull her skirt down. It's just polite.

You threw "snow" at it? Well, I understand they like it better than cash, but she was passed out already. Don't make the medics work too hard.

There are no coincidences. That bush was outside of YOUR room for a reason. You should have talked to it. Or, maybe you shouldn't have put it out!

Suzanne

Question is, how did you put it out? Did you use the Gulliver method (i.e. the way Lemuel Gulliver put out the fire in the king's castle in the land of Lilliput.)

You threw snow on it!?! Sheesh, how would you feel if you were staying all warm & toasty through immolation and someone came along and threw ice-cold snow all over YOU?!?

You're heartless.

Somebody had flipped a lit cigarette in it?

I can't imagine who...

Great, now god's only communication system is going to be down another few thousand years.

You should have listened a while sounds like that could have been a "revelation"

;-)

It wasn't Jeb, was it?

I think you should

Maybe it will reveal to you, where in the hell is the God

all are talking about, but no one ever saw it

I am sure, the Fox News and all other networks will jump all over it and you´ll make money

Yes you should have talked to it, we need a new set of commandments these are getting on my nerves.

The guy in the avatar was NOT in the Holy Grail.

have you been smoking again and flipping your cigarettes out the window?

What was her name? hehe Only you would know if that "snake" talked or not. Does the snake have a pet name? lmao Fire and ice! You are kinky!!

go sell crazy somewhere else; we're all stocked up here.

Sure, and the crazy cab will be along shortly!!!

That depends...

How hot was this burning bush you speak of?

lol, didn't it try and talk to you?

Well it depends. How good are you at carving stone?

Only if it had talked to you first!

...did it?

You should never ignore a talking burning bush or a talking snake. You may have just missed out on your chance to start a cult or something. You could have been a millionaire!