Were can i find the cheapest motel on the north side of chicago with hourly rates like 2 hours?

Apparently, someone needs a no-tell motel.

2 hours? is that for a nap???

more like a ho tell.

Maybe the old motels on Lincoln Avenue north and south of Peterson? Ain't many of them left, thank goodness.

trying to get a quickie, huh?

Ummm....Your Mom's house??

Motel 6---they'll leave the light on for you........

In the red light district.

Mannheim Rd....south of O'Hare. There are a bunch of them.

Not sure, but you could always just buy a cheap van and park it somewhere. Just a suggestion, as it would save money in the long run.