Whats the scummiest motel room you've ever stayed in?

I'm talkin "I found a booger on the pillow" stories (and worse). The kind of stories where you still get a stomach twinge thinking about it 10 years later.

Tired of askin deep questions, need to return to Earth.

Motor Inn, there was condoms & cheetos under the bed & dead bugs on the walls & unfortunately it was already 2 a.m. so we couldnt go anywhere else